Satire and Essays
The Gorton Fisherman Gives Advice on Back to School
My Attempt at the 10 Day Movie Challenge
I'm a Risk-Taker
HONEST REVIEW: Testor’s Spray Chalk
Approved Female Characters that Won’t Incite Fanboy Meltdowns
The Gorton’s Fisherman Gives His Advice on Swimsuit Shopping
Report: I, A Man, Was Hired To Determine If Your Workplace Has A Manterruption Problem
Morning Meditation for Flat Earthers
The Gorton’s Fisherman Gives His Advice on Summer Flings
5 Tips to Look Well Rested When Your Vagina Keeps You Awake with Night Terrors
Open Letter to People of Color: It is I, the White savior trope, and I am here to accept your thanks!
A Letter of Congratulations to My Children for Mentally Breaking Me!
Teddy Ruxpin Story Descriptions for the 21st Century
List of Honest Slogans for Kids T-Shirts
Excuses to Give When You Show Up Late to the Doomsday Training Summit
Topics of Conversation at Passover Seder
A Practical Packing List For Your Upcoming Lend a Hand Mission Trip!
Brunch 101:A Delicious Course Syllabus
Quiz: Should You Pretend to Care About the Superbowl?
These Women Like, Can’t Even, With How Fast Time Is Going!
A Cease and Desist Letter from Scrappy Doo
An Open Letter on Maturity to Jonathan from his Penis
Quiz: How Sh*tty of a Parent Are You?
Wow! In No Way Did These Dads Sleep Through Anything Important!
Amazing! These Moms Kept Their Cool Running Errands
Hanukkah Recipes that Explain I'm Jewish and Don't Celebrate Christmas
Sweet valley High, Feminist Edition
Simple Steps You Can Use to Support Your Friends and Hang with Gary, Who is a Piece of Garbage to Everyone but You!
A New Batch of Reality TV Shows
Help! What wine do I serve at my next “Girls Night In” home based business party!
A Valentines Day list of excuses why you won’t break up with bae!
I, An Alpha Male, Want to Know If You Can Handle My Masculinity
Walking in your shoes sounds gross and I definitely don’t understand the metric system!
5 Spring Gardening Tips That Also Help You Bury Your Feelings!
A List of Items You Should Renew now that Spring has Arrived!
Some Limericks about Beer
Phrases and Rebuttals to Convince Yourself You’re Not Just Selfish!
"As Seen on TV" Products that Judge Your Life Choices
Hey There Mom, You've Got This
Essential Oils That Say You’re A Strong Woman Who Can Handle Sexual Harassment in the Workplace!
Ivanka Trump Fashion Jewelry: My Privilege, My Power Collection
Mom in the Middle
Thoughts From A Nihilistic Child